Monday, January 26, 2009

Downloaders won't be disconnected

According to various reports today, the government has decided that there's no real way to make a law to enable/force ISPs to disconnect people who use file sharing to obtain music and video illegally.
 
I don't use file sharing at all.
 
Apparently the government has some other great ideas instead like adding a levy for all users.....
 
OK, once again living in this country is like being in a giant primary school.  The government and the record industry can't be bothered to go after the real offenders, so we'll all have to pay.
 
If they do this, I will be actively investigating file sharing - after all, if they're going to charge, I may as well get my money's worth.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Use Of Language

My work is loosely based around IT, and I'm old enough to have had some experience of program code.  I am probably the last bloke you'd want to write your code for anything, but I have an idea how some of it works.  One of the things that more geeky (technically able) programmers will sometimes observe is that there can be many ways to achieve a desired result. 
 
Whilst all of them may do what is needed, some will be more elegant and attractive than others.  Some may make it easier to modify the code in the future, some may get things done faster, some more efficiently.  To the person who has an eye for this knd of detail, the "raw" code behind a piece of software or even a website may be a thing of beauty or an ugly train crash, even though a casual observer or even user of the software may never even see what's below the surface.
 
So it is with English.  There are so many ways to say things, and some of the most ugly cliches do convey a meaning.  I was smirking because the bloke next to me at the coffee stall his lunchtime was one of the foremost proponents of the business cliche.  He was explaing to a colleague that there was an "incredible scenario" at one of their "stores" because one of the managers had punched a colleague.  He had managed to get reinstated, but various staff members were refusing to work with him.  Meanwhile, another manager was "in limbo" managing two "stores" and was a bit "like a rabbit in the headlights".  
 
This chap was making his point, but in a way I found inelegant, however since he plainly has no interest in the words he uses,   I couldn't reasonably expect him to say it in any different way, nor should I.  I have to accept that not everyone cares what words they use, any more than they care whether the bloke who wrote their website indented his code.

Monday, January 12, 2009

John Peel

Through the grey of an Eastern morning, sat on a train at Colchester Station I spied a railway loco with the name plate "John Peel".  I wondered if it was named after John Peel the DJ, or the earlier figure from history.....
 
I suppose I could do a Google search or something, but I haven't got around to it.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Robinson Way & Co. Ltd

I received a letter from this company regarding a "debt".  This "debt" has nothing to do with me - they cannot have any grounds for suggesting otherwise.  The letter demands that I call their 0870 number to agree a payment plan.
 
I see no reason to swell their coffers or waste my time by phoning - and in any case my experience of phoning British Gas (who are the originators of the non-existing debt) was that when they agreed to do (or not do) something and then didn't, they also denied any knowledge of the phone call.  I don't owe anyone anything anyway.
 
The letter had an email address - so I used it.  Then I reminded them (twice) that they hadn't replied.  In the end I got the following response:
 
"With reference to your recent email, please note any responses will be actioned accordingly by post and not by email.
Regards
Robinson Way & Co. Ltd." 
 
What a stupid attitude - we'll supply you an e-mail address, but don't bother trying to use it.